When I hear some dickhead yapping about how France is a waste of map space and lags behind Somalia in technology, I spit French wine on him. How dare! I am not going to sit aside and drink that wine when someone makes fun of Francarabia. France makes the world's fastest lawnmower. Yes, you heard that right. Ordinary, inefficient, 35-hour-a-week, labor-union French workers make the fastest lawnmowers. People that use it are normal people like you and me. Except that you'd not use four Pratt & Whitney engines for such mundane purposes.
Okay, so there are plumbing issues. Understandably so. No one in France (or Quebec) showers or uses deodorant. (Can Alaskans make air-coolers? Of course, zee French cannot!) Some wiring problems. Why shouldn't there be? With such romantic people as the French, food, sex and reading were all in the soft glow of candle light. Electricity was not heard of or needed, till recently.
Delay in delivery you say. Oscar Wilde said 'Punctuality is the killer of time'. Actually, I am not sure who said that but it doesn't really matter. If you want to fret about the resulting fines, it's the tax payer money, stupid. What else? Evacuation procedure conformity headaches. How many homes in France have a smoke-detector or a fire-alarm? Fire is a Pagan God and should be worshipped, you crusader. Granted, it's a bit overweight but French women never get fat. Case closed.
Presenting to you the world's fastest lawnmower... the Airbus A380.
Labels: Airbus, Francarabia
n the renault? isnt that french? the worlds best f1 team :D
cha, the french must be insulted now!!
amaam, amaam. the french can't sell a car even to the United States or Canada. Even the Koreans can.
the french cant sell cars to the americans, simply because the americans are too uncultured and barbaric.
the french have fine taste, just like the renault which is a sheer feat of engineering. the americans like ugly gaz guzzling pick ups, uck. just like how the americans cant appreciate the beauty of wine, and drink, beer, they also cant appreciate the beauty of the renault.
Remember Vatsan, the Nazi genocide was in the backdrop of fine art and fine dining.
Sriram,
French sell their cars through japanese companies. Remember Nissan is owned by Renault
Oh well, yes. But Nissan is only symbolically French.